it was a lazy predictable saturday afternoon. porkchop was bored.

"i am so sad". no one ever comes to visit us.

"i have an idea" says miss chelsea.

"i will wave my magic paw and conjure up a visitor."

"ha! you ain't no magic cat, " porkchop laughs.

"wait a minute. maybe you is magic. my nose detects a visitor."

"why hello there! my name is ellie and i traveled from afar."

"come on porkchop. get up. let's play."

"what was i thinking? dogs tire me," complained miss chelsea.
next time i conjure up a visitor, it's gonna be rap-cat from rally's."
meow meow meow meow meow meow
the end.