yesterday, the rook farm welcomed it's youngest visitor, alexander the baby. alexander showed true courage as he came face to face with grain-hungry goats, dirt-digging pigs, slobbering puppies, and the stoic but stealthy giant-headed donkey foal. alexander uses a technique he refers to as his "poker face" at all times as to never "let the enemy see you sweat". this technique also works to garner him extra chocolate and steel guitar serenades. watch out for this kid, he will steal your rootbeer.