chelsea girl.

miss chelsea

1992-2008

chelsea passed away in her sleep last night. i will rememeber her as a kitten with ears too big for her head. a cat that loved chicken and tuna and cheese. in her heyday, a princess who commanded attention with coal-lined egyptian eyes. the wisest of the legendary "three wise cats". in her former years, an eccentric recluse whose rare filmed interviews helped to promote feline senility awareness as well as pet turkey safety.

she is survived by parents, larissa & jason rook; brothers, porkchop, shade & jerry; step-sister, amber. a service will be held this evening at sundown behind "the pool" and next to her prized volvo station wagon.